Country Tunes

[Verse] Aate jaate, dil ko behlaye Ho, dekho, suno, pyaar ki bhed na samjhe Dil ka rang khilaye, hai yeh naya mausam Ho, aate jaate, dil ko behlaye (Ho, aate jaate) [Verse 2] Gharon se door hain hum, tanhaayi mein Par hamesha tere paas, bas yahi hai saath Tere pyaar mein, dhoondhe khushiyan aur khwaab Ho, aate jaate, dil ko behlaye (Ho, aate jaate) [Chorus] Aate jaate, dil ko behlaye Khushiyon se sajaye, pyaar ka hai afsana Ho, aate jaate, dil ko behlaye (Ho, aate jaate)

[Verse] Sitting by the fire, feeling so alone tonight Memories of you, they haunt my mind I thought that we'd be dancing under neon lights But now I'm here, and you're nowhere in sight [Verse 2] I can't help but wonder, where did we go wrong? Was it something I said, or something I did? I'm drowning in this emptiness, it's so strong I wish I could go back to when we were kids [Chorus] All alone tonight, staring at the stars Wishing you were here, healing my broken heart I miss the way you held me, the way we used to be All alone tonight, it's just me and my memories

Tonight I ride my horse, Into the wild plains. My horse, her name is Loyal, And that's just what she is. A shotgun on her saddle, A bad look in my eye. Now youre about to learn, dont make my mother cry. This is the song of the country, that made us boys men. And this god forbidden country, Ive been around it now and then. And Ill tell you, and Ill tell you again, I'm just a Humble county ten.

Er ist der Anzeigen Hauptmeister, oh yey oh oho oh. Falschparker liebt er und träumt von vollen Straßenseiten. Er ist der Feind der ganzen Falschparker und radelt durch die Stadt ohohoo.

She's my coffee buddy I love talking to her We can say what's on our minds and what's in our hearts.

Üks rahvas, kes unistas riigist, ei vajanud ometi seda, sest kätte kui sai ta se riigi, siis loobus ta sellest nii pea. Ei riik pole rahvale vaja, peaasi, et rännata saab, kui rändurid mongoli ajast, nad naudivad avatud maad. Siis selgus, et riik on nii tüütu, Seal vastutst rohkem, kui peaks ja kannatust rahvuse nimel peab hoidma veel rohkem kui saaks. Jah Eesti on Eesti, see Eesti provints, üks õnnetu, õnnetu maa, siin liberid teinud on pesa, me väärikalt olla ei saa. Ei ole meil rahvust, ei au Ei ole meil väärtusi suuri, Ei peret, ei riiki, ei muud On natsionaal, see inter ja vau. Kuid väärikus loomuses meie, mis ära on võetud kord meilt, ent tahame väärtusi suuri, ning unistust riigist kui aust. Ei ole kõik kadunud siiski, on eestlus ja väärikas laul. On unistus väärikast riigist, me riigist, mis rahvuse au! Kord saab me rahvusel riik ehk, ja taastuvad väärtused meil, siis peres on armastus hoiul, nii soojas, kui armuleil.

Sènto la nostalgia d'un passàto, Dóve la màmma mia hò lasciàto. Non ti potròò scordàr casètta mìa, In quèsta nòtte stellàta, la mia serenàta io cànto per tè. Romagnà mia, Romagnà in fióre, Tu sèi la stèlla, tu sèi l'amóre. Quàndo ti pènso, vorréi tornàre, dàlla mia bèlla, al casolàre! Romagnà, Romagnà mìa, Lontàn da tè, non si può stàr!

(Verse) Down in the moonlight, by the old vending machine, Gundersen had a craving, oh, it was downright mean. His boots kicked up dust, heart racing like a train, He aimed for that Snickers, sweet relief from life's strain. (Chorus) Gundersen, oh Gundersen, a rebel with a plan, He swiped that candy bar, like a true outlaw can. Nougat, caramel, and peanuts, all wrapped up tight, In his denim pocket, that Snickers took flight. (Verse) The breakroom buzzed with secrets, fluorescent light aglow, Gundersen unwrapped his treasure, heart all in a glow. "Stolen kisses taste the sweetest," the Snickers seemed to say, And Gundersen grinned, lost in chocolate's sway. (Chorus) Gundersen, oh Gundersen, a legend in these parts, He'd risk it all for that candy, tugging at our hearts. His legacy? A tale of midnight delight, Gundersen and the Snickers, forever in flight. (Outro) So raise your mason jars, let the banjo play, To Gundersen's sweet caper, under the Milky Way. In the land of stolen Snickers, where rebels roam free, Gundersen's our hero, in this country melody.

Üks rahvas kord unistas riigist, ei vajanud ometi seda, sest kätte kui sai ta riigi, siis loobus ta sellest nii pea. See riik pole rahvale vaja, peaasi, et rännata saab, kui rändurid mongoli ajast, nad naudivad avatud maad. Jah Eesti on Eesti, see Eesti provints, üks õnnetu, õnnetu maa, siin liberid teinud on pesa, me väärikalt olla ei saa. Ei ole meil rahvust, ei au Ei ole meil väärtusi suuri, Ei peret, ei riiki, ei muud On natsionaal, see inter ja vau. Kuid väärikus loomuses meie, mis ära on võetud kord meilt, ent tahame väärtusi suuri, ning unistust riigist kui aust. Ei ole kõik kadunud siiski, on eestlus ja väärikas laul. On unistus väärikast riigist, me riigist, mis rahvuse au!

Üks rahvas kord unistas riigist Kuid ei vajanud ometi seda. Sest kätte kord sai ta see niigi, ise tast loobus nii pea. Ei riik pole rahvale vaja Peaasi, et rännata saab Kui rändurid mongoli ajast Nad naudivad avatud maad Jah Eesti on Eesti, see Eesti provints, üks õnnetu maa, Kus liberid teinud on pesa, Ei vabadust nautida saa. Ei ole meil rahvust, ei au Ei ole meil väärtusi suuri, Ei peret, ei riiki, ei muud On natsionaal, inter ja vau. Kuid tahame rahvust ja au, ja tahame väärtusi suuri, ning unistus riigist kui aust ei ole veel kadunud siiski!

Verse 1: Underneath the shimmering twilight sky, Our gazes lock, an unspoken lullaby. In this quaint town where whispers fly, We tread a path, just you and I. Chorus: Can you hear the symphony of our pulse? A melody woven with the threads of trust. In this dance, we're both engulfed, In a love story, just, and just. Verse 2: Through the meandering alleys of fate, We found a spark, neither early nor late. In each other, we found a mate, A connection ordained as great. Bridge: Let the cynics cast their stones, Let the skeptics roll their eyes. In our universe, we're never alone, Our love story, our cherished prize. Chorus: In the echoes of our intertwined hearts, There's a tune that never departs. It narrates our journey, every chart, In a love story that outsmarts. Outro: As the curtain falls on this celestial night, Our chapters continue beyond the light. In the anthology of time, so bright, Our love story, our endless flight.

Big Willie the G Man Bought the same house three times Loves his whiskey and beer Always there to lend a hand No Pain, No Pain 8pm bed time Rides his Harley like a Boss Loving life with Julie Loves his gold card and splashes the cash No Pain, No Pain A Big Brother with one good eye He's one of the good guys no doubt He's got a swagger in his step He's got nothing to prove No Pain, no Pain

Big Willie the G man Bought the same house three times Loves his Whiskey and Beer Always there to lend a hand No Pain No Pain 8pm bed time Rides his Harley like a Boss Loving life with Julie Loves his gold card and splashes the cash He's one of the good guys no doubt No Pain No Pain No Pain No Pain

It do be Saturday The time for drinkin' Here I'm writin' songs Time do be sinkin'

[Verse] Little boy named Dew, dreamin' of the wild In a land of tumbleweeds, where the bad guys ride He dons his cowboy hat, boots on his feet Wants to stand tall, be the tallest on the street [Verse 2] Runnin' 'round the fields, lettin' his imagination soar Dewy dandelions that he would adore He longed to grow up, be the tallest in the land With a rebel spirit and a guitar in his hands [Chorus] Tallest piece of grass in a world gone mad He'll sing his songs, make 'em wish they had Dew's gonna rise, take the outlaw's path Be the tallest piece of grass in the aftermath

El culo de Belcebu No me toques las narices Y yo que se

Hey callum please just for me I want it and need it do a poo poo poo please callum callum please poo poo poo please callum callum if you poo i wanna see you poo poo poo poo please callum please poo i wanna see you poo poo poo
squeeze your arse and poo poo poo
i don’t care about no hemorrhoids
i don’t care about no hemorrhoids
i just wanna see you poo
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squat, sit
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smelly stinky poo
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callum’s corner, callum’s pooner
callum’s corner poo poo for me
callum’s poo, callum’s everything
callum i want you to poo on me
callum poo to the left
callum poo to the right
callum poo on your stream
on Lenny, on Eddy
on anyone poo poo poo
poo, callum, poo poo poo
i wanna see you poo like me
i wanna see me poo like you
callum, one, two plus two
callum is two plus two equals poo
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callum’s corner please do a poo
callum adams, callum adams
poo poo callum do a poo
poo poo poo poo poo
callum’s corner poo poo poo

Hey callum please just for me I want it and need it do a poo poo poo please callum callum please poo poo poo please callum callum if you poo i wanna see you poo poo poo poo please callum please poo i wanna see you poo poo poo
squeeze your arse and poo poo poo
i don’t care about no hemorrhoids
i don’t care about no hemorrhoids
i just wanna see you poo
i just wanna see you poo
squat, sit
i just wanna see you poo poo
smelly stinky poo
i just wanna see you poo poo
callum’s corner, callum’s pooner
callum’s corner poo poo for me
callum’s poo, callum’s everything
callum i want you to poo on me
callum poo to the left
callum poo to the right
callum poo on your stream
on Lenny, on Eddy
on anyone poo poo poo
poo, callum, poo poo poo
i wanna see you poo like me
i wanna see me poo like you
callum, one, two plus two
callum is two plus two equals poo
two plus two equals poo
callum’s corner please do a poo
callum adams, callum adams
poo poo callum do a poo
poo poo poo poo poo
callum’s corner poo poo poo

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(Verse 1) Well, down in the dusty town of King Cobra, Where the whiskey flows and the nights grow colder, There’s a man named JFS Josh Saundah, a legend they say, He rides a drunk wizard’s broomstick at the break of day. (Pre-Chorus) He’s got a toy wand in one hand, a toy gun in the other, An alcoholic of age, he’s a true troubadour brother, His cool taste in moonshine, it’ll knock you off your feet, And when he sings, the whole saloon stomps to the beat. (Chorus) Warlock vs. Warlord, a showdown at high noon, In the heart of the desert, where the tumbleweeds croon, They’ll duel with their spells, sparks flying through the air, And the winner takes all, the throne and the silverware. (Verse 2) Now, the Ozzy Sicko Mead flows freely in the tavern, Brewed by the old bartender, a wizard named Maarvin, He whispers secrets to the wind, and the moon winks back, As the Voldemort of the West sips his mead, pitch-black. (Bridge) The stars align, and the coyotes howl, As the warlock and warlord face off, scowls to scowl, Their eyes lock, magic crackling like lightning strikes, And the town holds its breath, caught in the mystical sights avada kadabra bitesize! nanaa na naaaha na naa

(Verse 1) Well, down in the dusty town of casper lived Cobra, Where the whiskey flows and the nights grow colder, There’s a man named JFS Josh Saundah, a legend they say, He rides a drunk wizard’s broomstick at the break of day. (Pre-Chorus) He’s got a toy wand in one hand, a toy gun in the other, An alcoholic of age, he’s a true troubadour brother, His cool taste in moonshine, it’ll knock you off your feet, And when he sings, the whole saloon stomps to the beat. (Chorus) Warlock vs. Warlord, a showdown at high noon, In the heart of the desert, where the tumbleweeds croon, They’ll duel with their spells, sparks flying through the air, And the winner takes all, the throne and the silverware. (Verse 2) Now, the Ozzy Sicko Mead flows freely in the tavern, Brewed by the old bartender, a wizard named Marvin, He whispers secrets to the wind, and the moon winks back, As the Voldemort of the West sips his mead, pitch-black. (Bridge) The stars align, and the coyotes howl, As the warlock and warlord face off, scowls to scowl, Their eyes lock, magic crackling like lightning strikes, And the town holds its breath, caught in the mystical sights, HAVADA KADABRA BITESIZE!

(Verso 1) Me desperté una mañana sin ti a mi lado La habitación vacía, tus risas han callado Una carta en la mesa, tus palabras escritas Diciendo que te ibas, que ya no había salida (Coro) Y ahora te veo en línea, vendiendo tus sueños En un mundo digital, perdiéndote entre el egoísmo Y yo aquí, preguntándome qué pasó Cómo llegamos a este final tan frío (Verso 2) Recuerdo las promesas que un día nos hicimos Juramentos de amor, ahora desvanecidos Tus ojos que brillaban, ahora vacíos y fríos Y yo aquí, intentando encontrar algún motivo (Coro) Y ahora te veo en línea, vendiendo tus sueños En un mundo digital, perdiéndote entre el egoísmo Y yo aquí, preguntándome qué pasó Cómo llegamos a este final tan frío (Puente) Tus fotos en la pantalla, una sonrisa fingida Mientras yo sigo aquí, con el corazón herido Quizás algún día entienda tu camino Pero por ahora, me quedo con este destino (Coro) Y ahora te veo en línea, vendiendo tus sueños En un mundo digital, perdiéndote entre el egoísmo Y yo aquí, preguntándome qué pasó Cómo llegamos a este final tan frío

i fell asleep on the couch. i woke up and the bitch was gone. i found her a few days later at the pound. the dog catcher said she was pregnant. they might look like him. he wouldnt pay puppy support. we drove back to put the bitch in a doggy pen. but my truck broke down. so i commited grand theft auto and got home that night. we put her in the pen. oh shoot i lost the bitch again! i found her two days later in the dumpster. the racoon said she was pregnant. oooOOoooOooOOooooooooOoooooOOOoooooOOOOhhhhh

(Verse 1) Well, down in the dusty town of King Cobra, Where the whiskey flows and the nights grow colder, There’s a man named JFS Josh Saunders, a legend they say, He rides a drunk wizard’s broomstick at the break of day. (Pre-Chorus) He’s got a toy wand in one hand, a toy gun in the other, An alcoholic of age, he’s a true troubadour brother, His cool taste in moonshine, it’ll knock you off your feet, And when he sings, the whole saloon stomps to the beat. (Chorus) Warlock vs. Warlord, a showdown at high noon, In the heart of the desert, where the tumbleweeds croon, They’ll duel with their spells, sparks flying through the air, And the winner takes all, the throne and the silverware. (Verse 2) Now, the Ozzy Sicko Mead flows freely in the tavern, Brewed by the old bartender, a wizard named Marvin, He whispers secrets to the wind, and the moon winks back, As the Voldemort of the West sips his mead, pitch-black. (Bridge) The stars align, and the coyotes howl, As the warlock and warlord face off, scowls to scowl, Their eyes lock, magic crackling like lightning strikes, And the town holds its breath, caught in the mystical sights, avada kadabra bitesize!