[Verse]
Round the barn
We all gather 'round
Folks from miles just set their troubles down
Strumming banjos
Fiddles playin' loud
In the moonlight
Where love is found
[Verse 2]
One by one
We moved into the hay
Bodies intertwined
It was time to play
Passions rose
Like fire in the night
But little did we know
It wouldn't end right
[Chorus]
Lost in the hay
Hearts tangled in despair
What we thought was love
Turned into a snare
In this twisted tale
The truth unfurls
A gay orgy gone wrong
In a world of bluegrass swirls
Verse 1:
I'm a marine fighting near a mosque in Fallujah
Hearing mullahs' curses, feeling lost in the drama
Their eyes full of anger, their words laced with hate
But I stand strong and steady, it's not up for debate
Chorus:
In the desert heat, I fight for my homeland
While mullahs howl curses, I hold my gun in my hand
God guide my bullets, keep me safe in this land
I'm a marine with a mission, I'll make my final stand
Verse 2:
Memories of home, they flood through my mind
The taste of mom's cooking, the smell of sweet pine
But here in the desert, it's a different world
Bullets whizzing past, flags unfurled
Chorus:
In the desert heat, I fight for my homeland
While mullahs howl curses, I hold my gun in my hand
God guide my bullets, keep me safe in this land
I'm a marine with a mission, I'll make my final stand
Verse 3:
I've seen my brothers fall, heard their final prayer
But I keep on pushing, for them I'll dare
To bring peace to this land, torn by strife
I fight for freedom, for a better life
Chorus:
In the desert heat, I fight for my homeland
While mullahs howl curses, I hold my gun in my hand
God guide my bullets, keep me safe in this land
I'm a marine with a
Hey, there Jah-lee! Won’t you spend some time with me? I was thinking about the mountains or the sea. We could take along Sugaree! Then how happy we would be! Jah-lee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea! Jah-lee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea! We could go up to the forest, and spend time with the trees! Or to the desert, with the tumbleweeds and snakes! Cause we’re going for the ride, every slip and every slide! And we’ve got no plan of stepping on the brakes! Hey, there Jah-lee! Won’t you spend some time with me? I was thinking about the mountains or the sea. We could take along Sugaree! Then how happy we would be! Jah-lee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea!
Hey, there Jah-lee! Won’t you spend some time with me? I was thinking about the mountains or the sea.
We could take along Sugaree! Then how happy we would be!
Jah-lee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea!
Jah-lee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea!
We could go up to the forest, and spend time with the trees! Or to the desert, with the tumbleweeds and snakes! Cause we’re going for the ride, every slip and every slide! And we’ve got no plan of stepping on the brakes!
Hey, there Jah-lee! Won’t you spend some time with me? I was thinking about the mountains or the sea.
We could take along Sugaree! Then how happy we would be!
Jah-lee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea!
Hey, there Jah-lee! Won’t you spend some time with me? I was thinking about the mountains or the sea. We could take along Sugaree! Then how happy we would be! Jalee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea! Jalee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea! We could go up to the forest, and hang out with the trees! Or the desert, with the tumbleweeds and snakes! Cause we’re going for the ride, every slip and every slide! And we’ve got no plan of stepping on the brakes! Jalee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea!
Hey, there Juhlee! Won’t you spend some time with me? I was thinking about the mountains or the sea. We could take along Sugaree! Then how happy we would be! Jalee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea! Jalee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea!
We could go up to the forest,
And hang out with the trees!
Or the desert, with the tumbleweeds and snakes!
Cause we’re going for the ride!
Every slip and every slide!
And we’ve got no plan of steeping on the brakes!
Jalee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea!
Jalee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea!
Hey, there Jalee! Won’t you spend some time with me? I was thinking about the mountains or the sea. We could take along Sugaree! Then how happy we would be! Jalee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea! Jalee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea! We could go up to the forest, and hang out with the trees! Or the desert, with the tumbleweeds and snakes! Cause we’re going for the ride, every slip and every slide! And we’ve got no plan of stepping on the brakes! Jalee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea!
Hey, there Jalee! Won’t you spend some time with me?
I was thinking about the mountains or the sea.
We could take along Sugaree! Then how happy we would be!
Jalee, with Me and Sugaree,
Down by the sea!
Jalee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea!
We could go up to the forest, and hang out with the trees!
Or the desert, with the tumbleweeds and snakes!
Cause we’re going for the ride, every slip and every slide!
And we’ve got no plan of steeping on the brakes!
Jalee, with Me and Sugaree, Down by the sea!
[Verse]
Down in the holler where the dogs run free
There's a little old pup, full of energy
But the time has come, it's time to take a stand
Gotta get him neutered, ain't no time to be grand
Gather 'round, my friends, let me tell you why
Neutering your dog can make you cry
It helps control the population, don't you see
And it's the responsible thing, let me guarantee
[Verse 2]
The vet's office is just a few miles away
With a wagging tail, we jump in the Chevrolet
Through the rolling hills, we drive in the sun
Feeling nervous, but it's gotta be done
I like to go fishing! Put chew in the fish’s mouth. Put jeans on the fish and make it look like me!
There's a beauty in the river
There's a beauty in the stream
There's a beauty in the forest at night
When the lonely night bird screams
Loved ones
Bug out bags
Head to mountains
Time to run!
Old McDonald had a farm and old McDonald was my daddy Now every time I make love , I sound like one of those animals Sometimes I make love I sound like a duck, I quack quack ow wow wow Sometimes I make love I sound like a cow I go moo moo move it on over Sometimes I sound like a cat I meow ow wow meow
The hills are filled with laughter tonight
We forget for a while, why we sit and cry
Tomorrow we might die, so tonight let’s live our lives
Let’s live our life tonight, unless you think that we should give up
Without even trying, oh life is such a risky
You gotta be living like you’re dying
And you’ve got no time for crying
Verse 1:
Cece went to the store, a sly smile on her face,
"A surprise for Andy," she said with grace.
The package wrapped in glittering paper so fine,
But Andy already knew what lay inside.
Verse 2:
Andy chuckled, "Cece, you're not great at hiding things,
I've peeked into secrets with my clever wings."
Cece laughed, shaking her head, "You're quite the sleuth!"
But Andy knew it was a book about love and truth.
Chorus:
Cece and Andy, friends forevermore,
Secrets and laughter, a bond to explore.
The gift was just an excuse, a reason to play,
In their friendship, there was always room for more.
Outro:
So Cece and Andy, they laughed and they sang,
The gift was forgotten, but memories would hang.
For their friendship was the most precious of all,
No package or secret could ever change its thrall.
(Verse)
Down in the moonlight, by the old vending machine,
Gundersen had a craving, oh, it was downright mean.
His boots kicked up dust, heart racing like a train,
He aimed for that Snickers, sweet relief from life's strain.
(Chorus)
Gundersen, oh Gundersen, a rebel with a plan,
He swiped that candy bar, like a true outlaw can.
Nougat, caramel, and peanuts, all wrapped up tight,
In his denim pocket, that Snickers took flight.
(Verse)
The breakroom buzzed with secrets, fluorescent light aglow,
Gundersen unwrapped his treasure, heart all in a glow.
"Stolen kisses taste the sweetest," the Snickers seemed to say,
And Gundersen grinned, lost in chocolate's sway.
(Chorus)
Gundersen, oh Gundersen, a legend in these parts,
He'd risk it all for that candy, tugging at our hearts.
His legacy? A tale of midnight delight,
Gundersen and the Snickers, forever in flight.
(Outro)
So raise your mason jars, let the banjo play,
To Gundersen's sweet caper, under the Milky Way.
In the land of stolen Snickers, where rebels roam free,
Gundersen's our hero, in this country melody.
I still remember the day it went down, the day Bigfoot finally walked into town, yes I still remember how it all went down the day Bigfoot finally walked into town, he walked up the sheriff and grabbed his gun, he put in back of the cop car and went driving around, he pulled over at a bar, took big gulp of moonshine from a jar, then ran inside bought everyone another round, and then shouted, I’m the crazy Sasquatch that’s been terrorizing your town
## Vers 1:
I Meny, i køen, der står jeg nå,
Kyllinglår i handlekurven min, oh så bra.
Saftig og mørt, med skinn så sprøtt,
Det er min favoritt, det er min lott.
## Refreng:
Kyllinglår, kyllinglår, du er min skatt,
Stekt i smør og krydder, det er så glatt.
Med poteter ved siden, og litt salat,
Kyllinglår, du er min beste mat.
## Vers 2:
På kjøkkenet mitt, der svinger jeg kniven,
Krydrer og steker, mens solen går ned.
Kyllinglår på tallerken, et smil på mitt fjes,
Det er enkelt og godt, det er min suksess.
## Refreng:
Kyllinglår, kyllinglår, du er min skatt,
Stekt i smør og krydder, det er så glatt.
Med poteter ved siden, og litt salat,
Kyllinglår, du er min beste mat.
## Outro:
Så takk, Meny, for kyllinglårets magi,
Enkle gleder i hverdagen, det er min melodi.
Kyllinglår, du er min lille sang,
I dagligvarebutikken, der jeg hører hjemme, kjangs.
## Vers 1:
I Meny, i køen, der står jeg nå,
Kyllinglår i handlekurven min, oh så bra.
Saftig og mørt, med skinn så sprøtt,
Det er min favoritt, det er min lott.
## Refreng:
Kyllinglår, kyllinglår, du er min skatt,
Stekt i smør og krydder, det er så glatt.
Med poteter ved siden, og litt salat,
Kyllinglår, du er min beste mat.
## Vers 2:
På kjøkkenet mitt, der svinger jeg kniven,
Krydrer og steker, mens solen går ned.
Kyllinglår på tallerken, et smil på mitt fjes,
Det er enkelt og godt, det er min suksess.
## Outro:
Så takk, Meny, for kyllinglårets magi,
Enkle gleder i hverdagen, det er min melodi.
Kyllinglår, du er min lille sang,
I dagligvarebutikken, der jeg hører hjemme, kjangs.
Verse 1
Barefoot in the grass, feeling the breeze,
Simple life moments, just like these.
Sunshine on my face, clear blue sky,
Watching clouds, let the world pass by.
Chorus
Easy living, slow and free,
Simple life, just you and me.
No rush, no fuss, just a gentle pace,
In the simple life, we find our space.
Verse 2
Homemade lemonade, on the porch we sit,
Talking 'bout life, in bits and bits.
Evenings by the fire, stars up above,
Simple life living, filled with love.
Chorus
Easy living, slow and free,
Simple life, just you and me.
No rush, no fuss, just a gentle pace,
In the simple life, we find our space.
Bridge
Not much we need, just enough to sow,
In the garden of life, watch it slowly grow.
Laughter and peace, in the air we breathe,
In the simple life, we believe.
Chorus
Easy living, slow and free,
Simple life, just you and me.
No rush, no fuss, just a gentle pace,
In the simple life, we find our space.
Sim-ple life
Simple life life life
Simple LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE
Outro
So here’s to living, calm and light,
Simple days and cozy nights.
In the simple life, joy we retrieve,
It’s in the simple things, we believe.
(Verse 1) In the heart of the wild, where the cypress trees sway, Gundersen rode hard, at the break of day. His six-shooter gleamed, like a promise unspoken, He aimed for justice, with chains now broken.
(Chorus) Gundersen’s ride, through moonlit pines, He sang of freedom, under starry signs. With a rebel’s fire, and a heart unchained, He rode for the slaves, their freedom regained.
(Verse 2) The cotton fields whispered, tales of despair, But Gundersen’s outlaw soul wouldn’t bear. He cut the shackles, with a blade of defiance, And rode with the wind, with his new formed alliance!.
(Chorus) Gundersen’s ride, through moonlit pines, He sang of freedom, under starry signs. With a rebel’s fire, and a heart unchained, He rode for the slaves, their freedom regained.
(Outro) As dawn painted the sky, Gundersen stood tall, His outlaw legacy echoed through the squall. He’d ride into legend, a bandit set free, Gundersen’s name etched in history.
(Verse 1) In Broken Ridge, where dust and whiskey flow, Lived Gundersen, eyes cold as mountain snow. Van Cleef’s gang rode in, vengeance on their mind, But Gundersen drew quick, and said about damn time!
(Chorus) Gundersen, oh Gundersen, A legend whispered in moonlit haze. He faced death a hundred times before, But this duel would be his final blaze.
(Verse 2) Van Cleef fell, scarred face twisted in defeat, The crowd held its breath, the clouds spelled death. Gundersen’s name etched in the West’s wall of stone, For every outlaw’s fate, there’s no coming home.
(Chorus) Gundersen, oh Gundersen, A legend whispered in moonlit haze. He faced death a hundred times before, But this duel would be his final blaze.
(Outro) Desert winds whisper of Gundersen’s fame, His his legacy so grand no mortal man could claim. Van Cleef’s gang disbanded, fear replaced by gloom, And Broken Ridge echoes their doom.
(Verse 1) In Broken Ridge, where dust and whiskey flow, Lived Gundersen, eyes cold as desert wind. Van Cleef’s gang rode in, vengeance in their stride, But Gundersen drew quick, their reign would end.
(Chorus) Gundersen, oh Gundersen, A legend whispered in moonlit haze. He faced death a hundred times before, But this duel would be his final blaze.
(Verse 2) Van Cleef fell, scarred face twisted in defeat, The crowd held its breath, sun dipping low. Gundersen’s name etched in the West’s tale, For every outlaw’s fate, there’s no rest to know.
(Chorus) Gundersen, oh Gundersen, A legend whispered in moonlit haze. He faced death a hundred times before, But this duel would be his final blaze.
(Outro) Desert winds whisper of Gundersen’s fame, His grave marked by a lone cactus bloom. Van Cleef’s gang disbanded, fear replaced by awe, And Broken Ridge echoes their doom.