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i fell asleep on the couch one day. i woke up and the bitch was gone. i found her 2 days later in the pound, the dog catcher said she was pregnant. it might look like him

Kijk we rijden hier nu met onze auto Opweg naar terschuur, dat is de place to be We gaan daar lekker feesten We zuipen ons lam Want..... Ome lammert die is jarig en dat moeten we vieren Ook Theo is vandaag een jaartje ouder Daarom zitten wij nu in de auto In de auto is het fijn Hier is het best wel klein Het heet de belleman Hey kijk eens wat hij kan Want..... Ome lammert die is jarig en dat moeten we vieren Ook Theo is vandaag een jaartje ouder Daarom zitten wij nu in de auto

Verse 1: In the heart of Saint-Petersburg's charm and frost, Lives a little French rooster, far from his homeland lost. With feathers as white as the snowflakes that fall, He walks with a purpose, standing proud and tall. Chorus: Oh, the rooster from France, in Russia he dances, Teaching French, sipping beers, life's a series of chances. Under the twilight sky, where the Neva River gleams, He dreams his dreams of peace, in a world without seams. Verse 2: By day, he studies, in the halls of knowledge, International relations, hoping for peace at last. But when the evening comes, in the city's glowing lights, He shares tales of Ariege, on those long Northern nights. Chorus: Oh, the rooster from France, in Russia he dances, Teaching French, sipping beers, life's a series of chances. In the glow of the city, where the past and future meet, He finds his joy and sorrow, in every person he greets. Bridge: With every chaverma bite, and every beer he sips, He weaves a tapestry of friendship, with laughter on his lips. From the west to the east, his spirit takes flight, A little French rooster, shining oh so bright

Verse 1: In the heart of Saint-Petersburg's charm and frost, Lives a little French rooster, far from his homeland lost. With feathers as white as the snowflakes that fall, He walks with a purpose, standing proud and tall. Chorus: Oh, the rooster from France, in Russia he dances, Teaching French, sipping beers, life's a series of chances. Under the twilight sky, where the Neva River gleams, He dreams his dreams of peace, in a world without seams. Verse 2: By day, he studies, in the halls of knowledge, International relations, hoping for peace at last. But when the evening comes, in the city's glowing lights, He shares tales of Ariege, on those long Northern nights. Chorus: Oh, the rooster from France, in Russia he dances, Teaching French, sipping beers, life's a series of chances. In the glow of the city, where the past and future meet, He finds his joy and sorrow, in every person he greets. Bridge: With every chaverma bite, and every beer he sips, He weaves a tapestry of friendship, with laughter on his lips. From the west to the east, his spirit takes flight, A little French rooster, shining oh so bright

From the sands of Muscat to the hills of India, Distance may separate us, but love will always find a way. Though miles apart, our hearts beat as one, Underneath the same stars, we dream of our reunion. Oh, my love across the sea, In your arms is where I long to be. Through every mile and every day, Our love grows stronger in every way.

(Verse 1) Josh Saunders, a warlock with a drunk wizard’s grin, Wields his toy wands like a reckless sin. He’s the regarded alcoholic of age, they say, Tales of his wild nights echo through the bay. (Pre-Chorus) Reddit knows his name, the gothic bad boy in town, Ozzy and Danny whispers secrets when the moon’s around. They’re all sickos in their own twisted way, Dancing with shadows, chasing the fray. (Chorus) Oh, Josh Saunders, raise your glass high, To the moonlit madness and the whiskey sky. Toy wands sparking, spells gone awry, In this country of chaos, we’re all a little high. (Verse 2) Warlock Josh strums his guitar by the fire, Drunk wizard’s wisdom, fueled by desire. His cloak tattered, boots worn thin, Alcohol-fueled magic, a dangerous spin. (Bridge) Warlock Josh stumbles through the saloon door, Drunk wizard’s laughter, echoes on the floor. Toy wands clatter, as he casts a spell, The room spins, and the jukebox yells Fuck bitesize I win!. ohh yeah trolles.

Try to drown the pain Makes no sense, driving you mundane We all love to complain about love's pain Scarlet emotion, dead and no devotion Drowning in our sorrow, drinking the bottle 'til tomorrow Like a dove with it's wings ripped off, heart's torn in two The old familiar sting like cobra's venom infecting the wound Heart sinking into your stomach, splitting in two Like the Titanic scraping across the iceberg Feeling lonely, so we panic Sick of the hurt, sick of the pain Sick of double standards It's driving me insane Broken hearts like broken dreams, shattered glass We've fallen on our ass again Drown our sorrow in a blunt 'cause love can be such a fucking cunt ( deep voice ) The old familiar sting Her name rings like a church bell Living in a broken-heart hell It went from wedding bells to funeral bells Because your love died Your love died, your love died The say weddings are just funerals with cakes If you get rejected, it don't matter We all die alone in the end That's the bitter truth of life It sticks you like a sharp knife, cuts you deep Talk is cheap Trust again to make that leap Fuck bitesize like a dog you should go to sleep

(Verse 1) Well, down in the heart of the dusty ol’ town, There’s a legend they tell when the sun’s goin’ down. It’s 'bout a man named Josh Saunders, a wild one indeed, With a toywand, a toygun, and a head full of need. (Pre-Chorus) He’d stumble into the saloon, boots scuffin’ the floor, Eyes bloodshot, hat tilted, staggerin’ through the door. The jukebox would play, and the whiskey would pour, As Josh danced with the devil, beggin’ for more. (Chorus) Oh, Josh Saunders, the alcoholic king, Raisin’ hell in the moonlight, a wild and reckless thing. His laughter echoed like a rattlin’ cobra’s hiss, In the neon glow, he’d stumble and miss. (Verse 2) He’d tell tales of Reddit, where he’d roam late at night, Trollin’ the forums, stirrin’ up a fight. His YouTube channel A blurry mess of rants, A drunken rage, a digital dance. (Pre-Chorus) But deep down, there was a messica soul, Lost in the chaos, tryin’ to find a goal. He’d drown his sorrows, seekin’ redemption, In the bottom of a bottle, a twisted dimension. (Chorus) Oh, Josh Saunders, the alcoholic king, Raisin’ hell in the moonlight, a wild and reckless thing, fuck bitesize I hope i see you swing

(Verse 1) Well, down in the heart of the dusty ol’ town, There’s a legend they tell when the sun’s goin’ down. It’s 'bout a man named Josh Saunders, a wild one indeed, With a toywand, a toygun, and a head full of need. (Pre-Chorus) He’d stumble into the saloon, boots scuffin’ the floor, Eyes bloodshot, hat tilted, staggerin’ through the door. The jukebox would play, and the whiskey would pour, As Josh danced with the devil, beggin’ for more. (Chorus) Oh, Josh Saunders, the alcoholic king, Raisin’ hell in the moonlight, a wild and reckless thing. His laughter echoed like a rattlin’ cobra’s hiss, In the neon glow, he’d stumble and miss. (Verse 2) He’d tell tales of Reddit, where he’d roam late at night, Trollin’ the forums, stirrin’ up a fight. His YouTube channel? A blurry mess of rants, A drunken rage, a digital dance. (Pre-Chorus) But deep down, there was a messica soul, Lost in the chaos, tryin’ to find a goal. He’d drown his sorrows, seekin’ redemption, In the bottom of a bottle, a twisted dimension. (Chorus) Oh, Josh Saunders, the alcoholic king, Raisin’ hell in the moonlight, a wild and reckless thing. fuck bitesize i hope I see you swing

(Pre-Chorus) He strums his guitar by the moonlight’s glow, Sings about love lost and roads unknown. His voice echoes through the swampy air, A troubadour’s tale of despair. (Chorus) JFS Saunders, the barkeep knows his name, Pours him a shot of courage, lights up the flame. Daddy Clint leans on the jukebox, eyes half-closed, As King Cobra sings of love and woes. (Verse 2) He’s got a toywand in his pocket, a toygun on his hip, A wild imagination, a whiskey-fueled trip. He’s the alcoholic of age, sippin’ on regret, In a world where the neon signs never forget. (Bridge) He’s the gothic bad boy, black leather and chains, A Reddit renegade, dancing in the rain. His YouTube channel filled with midnight confessions, And trollish tales that defy all conventions. (Chorus) JFS Saunders, the barkeep knows his name, Pours him a shot of courage, lights up the flame. Daddy Clint leans on the jukebox, eyes half-closed, As King Cobra sings of love and woes. Fuck bitesize!

(Pre-Chorus) He strums his guitar by the moonlight’s glow, Sings about love lost and roads unknown. His voice echoes through the swampy air, A troubadour’s tale of despair. (Chorus) JFS Saun Saunders, the barkeep knows his name, Pours him a shot of courage, lights up the flame. Daddy Clint leans on the jukebox, eyes half-closed, As King Cobra sings of love and woes. (Verse 2) He’s got a toywand in his pocket, a toygun on his hip, A wild imagination, a whiskey-fueled trip. He’s the alcoholic of age, sippin’ on regret, In a world where the neon signs never forget. (Bridge) He’s the gothic bad boy, black leather and chains, A Reddit renegade, dancing in the rain. His YouTube channel filled with midnight confessions, And trollish tales that defy all conventions. (Chorus) JFS Saun Saunders, the barkeep knows his name, Pours him a shot of courage, lights up the flame. Daddy Clint leans on the jukebox, eyes half-closed, As King Cobra sings of love and woes. Fuck bitesize!

Here are the lyrics about Sven the CEO: Sven the CEO, a leader so bold, A captain of industry, with vision to hold. With a steady hand, he guides the ship, Through stormy seas, without a slip. With a keen eye, he charts the course, With wisdom and strength, a powerful force. A master of strategy, with a heart of gold, Sven the CEO, a story to be told. A leader of people, with a passion to inspire, A mentor to many, with a burning desire. To build a better future, for one and for all, Sven the CEO, standing tall. With a spirit of innovation, and a drive to succeed, Sven the CEO, a leader indeed. A champion of progress, with a vision so bright, Sven the CEO, a shining light.

**Verse 1:** In the heart of Saint-Petersburg's grandeur and frost, Lives a little French rooster, far from his homeland lost. With feathers as white as the snowflakes that fall, He walks with a purpose, standing proud and tall. **Chorus:** Oh, the rooster from France, in Russia he dances, Teaching French, sipping beers, life's a series of chances. Under the twilight sky, where the Neva River gleams, He dreams his dreams of peace, in a world without seams. **Verse 2:** By day, he studies, in the halls of knowledge vast, International relations, hoping for peace at last. But when the evening comes, in the city's glowing lights, He shares tales of Paris, on those long Northern nights. **Chorus:** Oh, the rooster from France, in Russia he dances, Teaching French, sipping beers, life's a series of chances. In the glow of the city, where the past and future meet, He finds his joy and sorrow, in every person he greets. **Bridge:** With every chaverma bite, and every beer he sips, He weaves a tapestry of friendship, with laughter on his lips. From the Seine to the Neva, his spirit takes flight, A little French rooster, shining oh so bright. **V

Энча пьёт водицу из ключа Скади застрало в авокаде Квапа завела себе клопа Сларки тренируются в качалке Скади где-то в ящике не складе ЭсЭф знает что такое блеф Манки кинг вызывает вас на ринг Виндра нет ни капельки стыда Пудж это растолстевший скрудж Энча ушла из дома без ключа У урсы ярко-жёлтые трусы Скади в ультрафиолетовой помаде Рубик ест душистый трупик Энча инвестирует с плеча

[Verse] I was a drifter, lost out on the road Searching for something, a place to call my own (oh-oh) Then you found me, like a beacon in the night A love so pure and true, shining so bright (ooh-yeah) [Verse 2] With every step we take, hand in hand Through the wheat fields and the red desert sand Our love grows stronger, like a eucalyptus tree Forever bound together, you and me (ooh-yeah) [Chorus] My love, under southern skies we roam In this vast land, we'll always find our home Through the bush and the Outback, side by side In this land of dreams, our love will never hide (ooh-yeah) [Verse 3] Beneath the canopy of stars, we lay at night Wrapped in each other's arms, holding on tight The Southern Cross above, our guiding light In love's journey, we take our flight (ooh-yeah) [Bridge] And when the storms come, as they might We'll stand strong, together we'll fight Like the mighty rivers, through lands they carve Our love's a force, with the power to unnerve (ooh-yeah) [Chorus] My love, under southern skies we roam In this vast land, we'll always find our home Through the bush and the Outback, side by side In this land of dreams, our love will never hide (ooh-yeah) [Outro] So

[Verse] 穿过村庄的小巷 我来到你的梦乡 向阳花悄然开放 姑娘们在微微笑 [Verse2] 世界是如此渺小 直到你出现在我身旁 不需要太多话语 我爱你就写在脸上 [Chorus] 我爱你 亲爱的姑娘 你的美丽让我紧张 我爱你 亲爱的姑娘 你的幸福我的向往 [Verse3] 天上的月光在闪耀 地上的人影成双双 这个世界太单调 然我们给它换上太阳 [Chorus] 我爱你 亲爱的姑娘 你的勇气让我不再彷徨 我爱你 亲爱的姑娘 你的幸福我的向往 你的幸福我的向往 你的幸福我的向往

[Verse] 穿过麦田和小巷 我来到你的梦乡 栀子花悄然开放 姑娘们在微微笑 [Verse2] 世界如此的渺小 直到你出现在我的身旁 不需要太多话语 我爱你就写在脸上 [Chorus] 我爱你 亲爱的姑娘 你的美丽让我紧张 我爱你 亲爱的姑娘 你的幸福我的向往 [Verse3] 天上的月光在闪耀 地上的人影成双双 这个世界太单调 然我们给它换上太阳 [Chorus] 我爱你 亲爱的姑娘 你的勇气让我不再彷徨 我爱你 亲爱的姑娘 你的幸福我的向往 你的幸福我的向往 你的幸福我的向往

Big Willie the G Man Bought the same house 3 times Loves his whiskey and beer Always there to lend a hand no pain no pain 8pm bed time Rides his Harley

Oo, mu pikad valged kondid ära hirmutasid tondid. Seal, kus voolab minu veri, ookeani pageb meri. Seal, kus vaimud hauvad plaani, istun lummepäästmis saani. Seal, kus kiiver klapib pähe, päid on järgi jäänud vähe. Seal, kus sepad rauda taovad, märkamatult aastad kaovad. Seal, kus ringi hiilib miilits, minagi ehk ringi hiiliks. Seal, kus vaimud hauvad plaani, istun lummepäästmis saani. Seal, kus kiiver klapib pähe, päid on järgi jäänud vähe. Seal, kus maha lasti võmmid, nähti lahket karumõmmit. Minnes läbi suure mere, ütlen lindudele tere. Seal, kus vaimud hauvad plaani, istun lummepäästmis saani. Seal, kus kiiver klapib pähe, päid on järgi jäänud vähe. Teerull teed on rullind vähe, aga asfalt hakkab pähe. Siis, kui taevas kukub pähe, all on aega jäänud vähe. Seal, kus vaimud hauvad plaani, istun lummepäästmis saani. Seal, kus kiiver klapib pähe, päid on järgi jäänud vähe. Siis, kui pähe sajab rahe, lähen külla üle lahe. Mul on tugev kaitsetahe, ütlen: "Rahe, ole mahe!"

Gotta love them carrots So orange and succulent I like to take a bite It's my delight

🎵 (Pre-Chorus) JFS, the wizard of the digital realm, His keyboard spells weave tales, a cryptic helm. He sips from the chalice of mead, liquid fire, As the night unfolds, his muse takes him higher. (Chorus) Casper, city of shadows and neon glow, Josh, the drunk poet, where stories ebb and flow. Boglims dance in the moonlight, their laughter unbound, As the tavern echoes with verses profound. 🎵 (Verse 2) The king cobra coils, its scales etched in ink, JFS strums his guitar, midnight melodies sync. He sings of lost love, of warlords and dreams, His voice a tempest, a tempest that gleams. (Pre-Chorus) The wizard’s quill dances, spells interlace, In the haze of smoke, he conjures time and space. The toywand hums secrets, whispers of old, As mead drips from his lips, stories unfold. (Bridge) And in the alleyways, where shadows conspire, Josh meets the muse, her eyes like wildfire. She weaves him a cloak of stardust and rhyme, As the king cobra slithers, marking time. 🎵 (Chorus) Casper, city of shadows and neon glow, Josh, the drunk poet, where stories ebb and flow. Boglims dance in the moonlight, their laughter unbound, As the tavern echoes with verses profound. nanaa fuck bitesize

Take me where heartaches and honky Tonks is all they sing about I want a crowd who understands falling in love then falling out Take me to a place where I can get a little wasted, Where it’s alright to get a little loud Take me where heartches and honky tonks is all they sing about “Heartaches and honky tonks is all they sing about She said she didn’t love me then she punched me in the mouth Honey why do you always want me to come back home, Right after you just threw me out, take me where heartaches and honky tonks is all they sing about”

(Chorus) Casper’s whispers echo through the night, A tale of age and spirits, entwined in flight. Mead and vodka flowed, a potent brew, As consenting souls wove destinies anew. (Verse 2) Josh, the skeptic, raised his glass high, Alcoholic of age, seeking truth in the sky. King Cobra’s venom, a forbidden elixir, JFS, the seeker, craved visions clearer. (Chorus) Casper’s whispers echo through the night, A tale of age and spirits, entwined in flight. Mead and vodka flowed, a potent brew, As consenting souls wove destinies anew. (Bridge) Beneath Wyoming’s star-studded dome, They danced on the edge of the unknown. King Cobra whispered secrets of ancient lore, As Casper’s winds carried their dreams ashore. (Verse 3) Toywand in hand, JFS chanted spells, Unlocking memories, where time dwells. Josh Saunders, eyes wide, glimpsed other realms, As the mead’s warmth embraced them at the helm. (Chorus) Casper’s whispers echo through the night, A tale of age and spirits, entwined in flight. Mead and vodka flowed, a potent brew, As consenting souls wove destinies anew. (Outro) And so they swayed, three souls intertwined, In Casper’s embrace, where boundaries unwind. na na na fuck bitesize!

(Verse 2) JFS threads whispered rumors, secrets in the code, Toy guns loaded with memories, a love story untold. Boglims watched from shadows, their eyes aglow, Their tiny hearts beating, as our fate began to flow. (Pre-Chorus) Stephanie, the sorceress, wove spells in the night, Her laughter like chimes, her touch a wildfire’s light. King Cobra, silent witness, coiled in the grass, His venom a potion, intoxicating and vast. (Chorus) Oh, Stephanie, lost love drunk, In the haze of forbidden passion, our souls sunk. King Cobra’s venom, a bittersweet kiss, As we danced on the edge of abyss. (Bridge) But love, like the mead, can blur the lines, And Stephanie’s heart wavered, torn between vines. King Cobra, jealous guardian, tightened his grip, As our fragile bond fractured, love’s sweet ship. (Chorus) Oh, Stephanie, lost love drunk, In the haze of forbidden passion, our souls sunk. King Cobra’s venom, a bittersweet kiss, As we danced on the edge of abyss. (Outro) Now Stephanie roams JFS Reddit, a ghost in the code, Her whispers lost in cyberspace, her love forever owed. And King Cobra slithers, a guardian of lost dreams, His scales still glistening, reflecting moonbeams.