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今天，我们为被害的金杰哀悼。明天，我们就要让凶手付出代价！中国不会允许，对我国领土领海的入侵，或对政治的干涉！ Our great nation,united at the shared sadness,so many of us brought together by a single loss,we become one.Our friends in the west,will answer to the allegation,the sin of complicity in the shameful assassination of Jin Jie.我们伟大的国家，举国悲痛，共同的损失，让我们更加，团结一致！我们西方国家的朋友们，要为可耻共谋刺杀金杰，做出回答！

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In the depths of the mine, there's a tale untold, Where the Miner swings his pick, and he strikes gold. But with every strike, he gains too much might, Making foes tremble in the dim moonlight. Oh Miner, Miner, too strong to ignore, In the clash of steel, you settle the score. But beware, for balance must be restored, Lest the game loses its essence, its core. Yet amidst the chaos, there's a sight to behold, Where the Minion Horde flies, fierce and bold. With wings of fury, they blot out the sky, Leaving enemies below to wonder why. Oh Minion Horde, unstoppable flight, In the battlefield, you reign with might. But heed caution, for the game's delight, Is in strategy, not in endless blight. Balance is key, in this clash of might, Where every card, must stand in the light. For a game that's fair, and a challenge true, Is what keeps us coming back, me and you. Oh Miner, Miner, find your place, And Minion Horde, keep up the pace. For in balance, we find grace, In the clash of cards, in this wondrous space.

[verse] Oh there's a place I know in the heart of Texas Got no city slickers like in Calabasas A tower of water so high in the sky A sight so beautiful you might just cry [chorus] Take me down to Seth Ward (Oh Yeah) Where the air is sweet There is nothing quite like that desert heat 1910 was a phenomenal year (Oh Yeah) A little slice of heaven popped up right here Birth place of Jimmy Dean The greatest water tower ever seen

Oh there's a place I know in the heart of Texas Got no city slickers like in Calabasas A tower of water so high in the sky A sight so beautiful you might just cry Take me down to Seth Ward (Oh Yeah) Where the air is sweet There is nothing quite like that desert heat

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Eikun morjensta pöytään, täältä tarvikkeet löytää, rehti palveleva on aina Puuilo! Ei valikoimast löydy puuta, mutta melkein kaikkee muuta, jos haluut tehdä sen itse, tule Puuiloon! Meillä asiointi aina on niin nopeaa ja myyjät valmiina on sua palvelemaan. Mitä tahansa sä tarvitset me autetaan. Tänne tervetullut oot ain uudestaan (ja uudestaan). Eikun morjensta pöytään, täältä tarvikkeet löytää, rehti palveleva on aina Puuilo! Ei valikoimast löydy puuta, mutta melkein kaikkee muuta, jos haluut tehdä sen itse tule Puuiloon! Jos haluut tehdä sen itse tule Puuiloon.

Well the boys 'round here don't listen to The Beatles Run ole Bocephus through a jukebox needle At a honky-tonk, where their boots stomp All night; what? (That's right) Yea, and what they call work, digging in the dirt Gotta get it in the ground 'fore the rain come down To get paid, to get the girl In your 4 wheel drive (A country boy can survive) Yea the boys 'round here Drinking that ice cold beer Talkin' 'bout girls, talkin' 'bout trucks Runnin' them red dirt roads out, kicking up dust The boys 'round here Sending up a prayer to the man upstairs Backwoods legit, don't take no sh*t Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit Aw heck (Red red red red red red redneck)

**[Verse 1]** No one to ask about fast cars and heroes. No one to tell me my music's too loud, and the freedom is so bittersweet. Feels like nothing in life ever ends up complete. **[Verse 2]** Gave me the lecture 'bout trouble and girlfriends. Told me i will cut the grass and my hair. He's the same man that bought me the toy red guitar and he held me and lifted me up to the stars. With just one hand... the strongest man in the world. **[Verse 3]** Something in our house grew tired one summer. He held onto his american dream. Well a man can be swallowed by pride, and he smiled as i walked up the aisle with my bride, and shook my hand... the strongest man in the world. **[Verse 4]** Stood by the bed where the old man was fading. Watched as the power went out of his eyes, and i knew that his dreaming would not be destroyed. When i saw what he meant to my own little boy. Hand in hand... with the strongest man in the world.

**[Verse 1]** No one to ask about fast cars and heroes. No one to tell me my music's too loud, and the freedom is so bittersweet. Feels like nothing in life ever ends up complete. **[Verse 2]** Gave me the lecture 'bout trouble and girlfriends. Told me i will cut the grass and my hair. He's the same man that bought me the toy red guitar and he held me and lifted me up to the stars. With just one hand... the strongest man in the world. **[Verse 3]** Something in our house grew tired one summer. He held onto his american dream. Well a man can be swallowed by pride, and he smiled as i walked up the aisle with my bride, and shook my hand... the strongest man in the world. **[Verse 4]** Stood by the bed where the old man was fading. Watched as the power went out of his eyes, and i knew that his dreaming would not be destroyed. When i saw what he meant to my own little boy. Hand in hand... with the strongest man in the world.

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[вступление] [шёпот] это дис на зал... идти на дэ-эр ты засал... [перерыв] олег, ну чтож ты сделал?... ... [Куплет] Зачем же он кинул кентов? (зачем) он что... испугался ментов? (что?) нет, он всего лишь раскидал понтов он держит нас за батОв?! [Припев] Ты кинул нас... ты что пида-пидарАс (рас рас) тебе зал важнее нас-ас-ас! ты съебал вот так за раз-аз-аз у тебя в бошке много зараз [выпадение] [Куплет 2] а для тебя зал важнее жизни, он для тебя важней атчИзне... (почему?) тебе не надо друзей, тебе не надо пАдруг, зал тебе пиздатый друг но не осилит он порук [Припев] Ты кинул нас... ты что пида-пидарАс (рас рас) тебе зал важнее нас-ас-ас! ты съебал вот так за раз-аз-аз у тебя в бошке много зараз [Куплет 3] твой зал - это ерунда в голове твоей хуйня не то что ветер, а торнадо ебАшишь ты там то упада () в молокЕ нет нихуя, не ебашь ради белкАаа-А... [концовка] ну что олег... тренировки окупились?? ... потерял друзей, зато качок ты еблан (а-а-ан) тебя придавит штанга (НАХУЙ) [окончание] пошёл ты нахрен ЛОХ блин... лан шучу пошёл ты нАхуй... нА-хуй нА-хуй нА-хуй... куда?... нАхуй!!!

(Verse) Down in the moonlight, by the old vending machine, Gundersen had a craving, oh, it was downright mean. His boots kicked up dust, heart racing like a train, He aimed for that Snickers, sweet relief from life's strain. (Chorus) Gundersen, oh Gundersen, a rebel with a plan, He swiped that candy bar, like a true outlaw can. Nougat, caramel, and peanuts, all wrapped up tight, In his denim pocket, that Snickers took flight. (Verse) The breakroom buzzed with secrets, fluorescent light aglow, Gundersen unwrapped his treasure, heart all in a glow. "Stolen kisses taste the sweetest," the Snickers seemed to say, And Gundersen grinned, lost in chocolate's sway. (Chorus) Gundersen, oh Gundersen, a legend in these parts, He'd risk it all for that candy, tugging at our hearts. His legacy? A tale of midnight delight, Gundersen and the Snickers, forever in flight. (Outro) So raise your mason jars, let the banjo play, To Gundersen's sweet caper, under the Milky Way. In the land of stolen Snickers, where rebels roam free, Gundersen's our hero, in this country melody.

Vers 1 Gundersen, Gundersen, en snickers i hånden, Han smugler den med glede, som en liten banditt. I butikken han sniker, med blikket på gevinst, Snickers i lommen, han føler seg som en prins. Refreng Snickers, Snickers, søte, salte godsaker, Gundersen stjeler dem, som om det var hans skatt. Han smatter og han tygger, med et lurt glimt i øyet, Snickers er hans lykke, det kan ingen nekte. Vers 2 Men en dag blir han tatt, av butikkens vakt, Gundersen står der, med en snickers i kjeften. "Du kan ikke stjele," sier vaktmannen strengt, Gundersen ser ned, han føler seg så klein. Refreng Snickers, Snickers, søte, salte godsaker, Gundersen blir avslørt, som en liten tyv. Men han ler og han smiler, for han vet hva som venter, En straff av Snickers, det er verdt enhver sjanse. Bro I fengselet han sitter, med en snickers i hånden, Gundersen synger stille, om sin kjærlighet til sjokolade. Han sier til seg selv, "Det var verdt det, min venn, For Snickers er min trøst, min glede og min sorg." Refreng Snickers, Snickers, søte, salte godsaker, Gundersen smiler, selv bak lås og slå. Han tenker på de gode tider, da han stjal dem i butikken, Snickers er hans sang, hans evige venn

verse1 Gundersen, Gundersen, en snickers i hånden, Han smugler den med glede, som en liten banditt. I butikken han sniker, med blikket på gevinst, Snickers i lommen, han føler seg som en prins. chorus Snickers, Snickers, søte, salte godsaker, Gundersen stjeler dem, som om det var hans skatt. Han smatter og han tygger, med et lurt glimt i øyet, Snickers er hans lykke, det kan ingen nekte. verse 2 Men en dag blir han tatt, av butikkens vakt, Gundersen står der, med en snickers i kjeften. "Du kan ikke stjele," sier vaktmannen strengt, Gundersen ser ned, han føler seg så klein. chorus Snickers, Snickers, søte, salte godsaker, Gundersen blir avslørt, som en liten tyv. Men han ler og han smiler, for han vet hva som venter, En straff av Snickers, det er verdt enhver sjanse. bridge I fengselet han sitter, med en snickers i hånden, Gundersen synger stille, om sin kjærlighet til sjokolade. Han sier til seg selv, "Det var verdt det, min venn, For Snickers er min trøst, min glede og min sorg." chorus Snickers, Snickers, søte, salte godsaker, Gundersen smiler, selv bak lås og slå. Han tenker på de gode tider, da han stjal dem i butikken, Snickers er hans sang, hans evige venn

Gundersen, Gundersen, en snickers i hånden, Han smugler den med glede, som en liten banditt. I butikken han sniker, med blikket på gevinst, Snickers i lommen, han føler seg som en prins. Snickers, Snickers, søte, salte godsaker, Gundersen stjeler dem, som om det var hans skatt. Han smatter og han tygger, med et lurt glimt i øyet, Snickers er hans lykke, det kan ingen nekte. Men en dag blir han tatt, av butikkens vakt, Gundersen står der, med en snickers i kjeften. "Du kan ikke stjele," sier vaktmannen strengt, Gundersen ser ned, han føler seg så klein. ## RefrengSnickers, Snickers, søte, salte godsaker, Gundersen blir avslørt, som en liten tyv. Men han ler og han smiler, for han vet hva som venter, En straff av Snickers, det er verdt enhver sjanse. ## Bro I fengselet han sitter, med en snickers i hånden, Gundersen synger stille, om sin kjærlighet til sjokolade. Han sier til seg selv, "Det var verdt det, min venn, For Snickers er min trøst, min glede og min sorg." Snickers, Snickers, søte, salte godsaker, Gundersen smiler, selv bak lås og slå. Han tenker på de gode tider, da han stjal dem i butikken, Snickers er hans sang, hans evige sjel

На задворках старого ранчо, Там живет парень, которого зовут Никита. Он далек от городской суеты, Заточен в семейной жизни, вот так вот. Никита на ранчо, под открытым небом, Он выбрал свой путь, оставив город в прошлом. С семьей и друзьями, он счастье нашел, На родных просторах, где сердце разгулять. Рассветы здесь иные, чем в бетонном лесу, Звезды ярче светят в ночном небесном клубе. Никита на коне, стремится вперед, В его душе свобода, неукротимый свет. Он знает каждый угол, каждый ручей, Где трава сочнее, а ветер мягче сталей. С семьей рядом, его дом - это рай, Где время течет медленно, словно песня кантри. Никита на ранчо, под открытым небом, Он выбрал свой путь, оставив город в прошлом. С семьей и друзьями, он счастье нашел, На родных просторах, где сердце разгулять. Здесь нет суеты, нет спешки и гонок, Только тишина и запах свежего хлеба с утра. Никита с утра до вечера на полях, Верный своему делу, как звезда на небесах. Семья - его опора, его крепкий замок, Где любовь и уют, а не суета и шумок. Он выбрал этот путь, и не жалеет ни дня, Никита на ранчо - это его истинный дом. Никита на ранчо, под открытым небом, Он выбрал свой путь, оставив город в прошлом.

На задворках старого ранчо, Там живет парень, что зовут Никито. Он далек от городской суеты, Заточен в семейной жизни, вот так вот. Никита на ранчо, под открытым небом, Он выбрал свой путь, оставив город в прошлом. С семьей и друзьями, он счастье нашел, На родных просторах, где сердце разгулять. Рассветы здесь иные, чем в бетонном лесу, Звезды ярче светят в ночном небесном клубе. Никита на коне, стремится вперед, В его душе свобода, неукротимый свет. Он знает каждый угол, каждый ручей, Где трава сочнее, а ветер мягче сталей. С семьей рядом, его дом - это рай, Где время течет медленно, словно песня кантри. Никита на ранчо, под открытым небом, Он выбрал свой путь, оставив город в прошлом. С семьей и друзьями, он счастье нашел, На родных просторах, где сердце разгулять. Здесь нет суеты, нет спешки и гонок, Только тишина и запах свежего хлеба с утра. Никита с утра до вечера на полях, Верный своему делу, как звезда на небесах. Семья - его опора, его крепкий замок, Где любовь и уют, а не суета и шумок. Он выбрал этот путь, и не жалеет ни дня, Никита на ранчо - это его истинный дом. Никита на ранчо, под открытым небом, Он выбрал свой путь, оставив город в прошлом.

На болоте жаба жила, Пиво любила, знаешь ли. Сидит на листе, рюмку крепит, Песню радостную громко поет. "Пиво, пиво, мое волшебство, От жары спасает, как волшебство. Лягушатам я научу, Пить пиво горчичное в мордашку". Луну она в пиве увидела, Весело крокодилом зазвала. Танцуют вместе, песни поют, Смехом громким ночь наполняют. Жаба на болоте пиво пьет, Радости полна, глаза светят. Смех и веселье, вечная пьянка, Пьет пиво жаба, счастье найдя. На болоте жаба пиво пьет, Весело квакает и поет. Пусть всем вокруг будет весело, Жаба с пивом вечер проводит весело.

(Verse 1) Down in Gundersen's basement, where the moonshine flows, We kick off our boots and let the good times roll. The neon lights flicker, the jukebox hums, And the laughter echoes off the cinderblock walls. (Chorus) Oh, it's a Gundersen's basement bash, Where the whiskey's strong and the love is wild. We dance on the concrete floor, hearts unmasked, In the dim glow of that single bare light. (Verse 2) Guitar strings twang, and the banjo strums, As we sing about heartaches and pickup trucks. The smell of barbecue wafts through the air, And old stories unravel like worn-out rugs. (Chorus) Oh, it's a Gundersen's basement bash, Where the whiskey's strong and the love is wild. We dance on the concrete floor, hearts unmasked, In the dim glow of that single bare light. (Outro) As the sun peeks through the tiny window, We sway, we stumble, and we hold each other tight. Gundersen's basement, our secret hideaway, Where memories are made, and worries take flight.

verse 1: In a little white farmhouse, nestled by the pines, Andy and Cecilie, their love like aged wine. Morning coffee on the porch, as the sun paints the sky, Their hearts intertwined, under that same old sky. Chorus: Homebound hearts, dancing in the kitchen light, Lucas giggles, chasing fireflies at night. Through storms and sunsets, they find their way, Love's sweet melody, in every word they say. Verse 2: Cecilie tends the garden, Andy mends the fence, Lucas dreams of stars, innocence immense. They gather 'round the table, grace before each meal, Stories shared, laughter echoing, love so real. Chorus: Homebound hearts, dancing in the kitchen light, Lucas giggles, chasing fireflies at night. Through storms and sunsets, they find their way, Love's sweet melody, in every word they say. Outro: And when the day fades, and shadows softly fall, Andy holds Cecilie close, whispers, "You're my all." Lucas drifts to dreams, cradled in their love, Homebound hearts, forever stitched above.

(Verse) Down in the moonlight, by the old vending machine, Gundersen had a craving, oh, it was downright mean. His boots kicked up dust, heart racing like a train, He aimed for that Snickers, sweet relief from life's strain. (Chorus) Gundersen, oh Gundersen, a rebel with a plan, He swiped that candy bar, like a true outlaw can. Nougat, caramel, and peanuts, all wrapped up tight, In his denim pocket, that Snickers took flight. (Verse) The breakroom buzzed with secrets, fluorescent light aglow, Gundersen unwrapped his treasure, heart all in a glow. "Stolen kisses taste the sweetest," the Snickers seemed to say, And Gundersen grinned, lost in chocolate's sway. (Chorus) Gundersen, oh Gundersen, a legend in these parts, He'd risk it all for that candy, tugging at our hearts. His legacy? A tale of midnight delight, Gundersen and the Snickers, forever in flight. (Outro) So raise your mason jars, let the banjo play, To Gundersen's sweet caper, under the Milky Way. In the land of stolen Snickers, where rebels roam free, Gundersen's our hero, in this country melody.

## Vers 1 Gundersen, Gundersen, en snickers i hånden, Han smugler den med glede, som en liten banditt. I butikken han sniker, med blikket på gevinst, Snickers i lommen, han føler seg som en prins. ## Refreng Snickers, Snickers, søte, salte godsaker, Gundersen stjeler dem, som om det var hans skatt. Han smatter og han tygger, med et lurt glimt i øyet, Snickers er hans lykke, det kan ingen nekte. ## Vers 2 Men en dag blir han tatt, av butikkens vakt, Gundersen står der, med en snickers i kjeften. "Du kan ikke stjele," sier vaktmannen strengt, Gundersen ser ned, han føler seg så klein. ## Refreng Snickers, Snickers, søte, salte godsaker, Gundersen blir avslørt, som en liten tyv. Men han ler og han smiler, for han vet hva som venter, En straff av Snickers, det er verdt enhver sjanse. ## Bro I fengselet han sitter, med en snickers i hånden, Gundersen synger stille, om sin kjærlighet til sjokolade. Han sier til seg selv, "Det var verdt det, min venn, For Snickers er min trøst, min glede og min sorg." ## Refreng Snickers, Snickers, søte, salte godsaker, Gundersen smiler, selv bak lås og slå. Han tenker på de gode tider, da han stjal dem i butikken, Snickers er hans sang, hans evige m